No friend of mine

Jillian is NOT my friend.

I am shredding again. And, Lord do I ever hate it.

And it is only day 1. 29 more to go.

I hate it.

You know how everyone tells you they get some euphoric high from exercise?

I don’t.

I hate it.

The only exercise cliche I agree with is the fact that I feel so much better after I do it.

Because it is over.

I hate it.

But. Sadly, it works. And so I must.

I must exercise.

Because I like to eat peeps and black jellybeans and cake and cookies and almost any kind of candy except sweet tarts.

And I hate when my pants are tight.

And sweatshirt season is almost over.

But I will never like it.

The end.

About Janice

I am 40 years old. Loving life and (finally) being a grown up. I have 3 great kids that sometimes make me want to drink copious amounts of wine. I have been married to my amazing husband since 2001. I have more great girlfriends than you can shake the proverbial stick at. Join me in this adventure that is my life.
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